Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) - Weird Al Yankovic.lrc

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[00:00.000] 作词 : Stevie Wonder/Larry Sanders/Al Yankovic/Artis Ivey, Jr./Douglas Rasheed
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Stevie Wonder/Larry Sanders/Artis Ivey, Jr./Douglas Rasheed
[00:11]As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
[00:14]I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
[00:17]But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
[00:20]You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
[00:23]At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
[00:26]Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
[00:29]And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
[00:32]Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
[00:35]Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
[00:38]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
[00:41]But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
[00:44]Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
[00:47]Weve been spending most our lives
[00:50]Living in an Amish paradise
[00:53]Ive churned butter once or twice
[00:55]Living in an Amish paradise
[00:59]Its hard work and sacrifice
[01:01]Living in an Amish paradise
[01:05]We sell quilts at discount price
[01:07]Living in an Amish paradise
[01:10]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
[01:13]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
[01:16]I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
[01:19]Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
[01:22]But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
[01:25]An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
[01:28]I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
[01:31]And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
[01:33]If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
[01:36]We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
[01:39]But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
[01:42]Were just technologically impaired
[01:45]Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
[01:48]Not a single luxury
[01:51]Like Robinson Caruso
[01:54]Its as primitive as can be
[01:58]Weve been spending most our lives
[02:00]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:03]Were just plain and simple guys
[02:05]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:09]Theres no time for sin and vice
[02:11]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:15]We dont fight, we all play nice
[02:17]Living in an Amish Paradise
[02:21]Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
[02:23]Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
[02:26]Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
[02:29]Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
[02:32]Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
[02:35]On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
[02:39]So dont be vain and dont be whiny
[02:41]Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[02:44]Weve been spending most our lives
[02:46]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:50]Were all crazy Mennonites
[02:52]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:55]Theres no cops or traffic lights
[02:58]Living in an Amish paradise
[03:01]But youd probably think it bites
[03:04]Living in an Amish paradise
[03:07]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
[03:13]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!

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作词 : Stevie Wonder/Larry Sanders/Al Yankovic/Artis Ivey, Jr./Douglas Rasheed
作曲 : Stevie Wonder/Larry Sanders/Artis Ivey, Jr./Douglas Rasheed
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
Weve been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
Ive churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired
Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
Its as primitive as can be
Weve been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
Theres no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise
Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
Weve been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
Were all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But youd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!