[00:00.00] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim[00:01.00] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim[00:46.72]You could drive a person crazy,[00:48.96]You could drive a person mad.[00:51.51]First you make a person hazy[00:53.69]So a person could be had,[00:55.81]Then you leave a person dangling sadly[00:59.32]Outside your door,[01:01.00]Which could only make a person gladly[01:04.06]Want you even more.[01:05.65]I could understand a person[01:07.90]If you send it to go away[01:10.21]I could understand a person[01:12.66]If it have to be a game[01:15.94]But worse on that,[01:16.75]A person that[01:18.14]Titillates a person and then leaves her flat[01:20.47]Is crazy,[01:22.34]He's a troubled person,[01:24.46]He's a truly crazy person himself.[01:28.09][01:32.71]When a person's personality is personable,[01:34.89]He should not sit like a lump.[01:37.09]It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull[01:39.44]To try to get you off of your rump.[01:42.02]So single and attentive and attractive a man[01:44.38]Is everything a person could wish,[01:46.76]But turning off a person is the act of a man[01:48.97]Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish.[01:51.29][01:52.28]Knock-knock! Is anybody there?[01:57.08]Knock-knock! It really isn't fair.[02:01.83]Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms.[02:06.65]Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms.[02:11.69]All that sweet affection![02:13.99]What is wrong?[02:16.13]Where's the loose connection?[02:18.49]How long, O Lord, how long?[02:20.96]Bobby baby Bobby bubbi Bobby,[02:22.71]You could drive a person buggy,[02:24.86]You could blow a person's cool.[02:27.49]Like you make a person feel all huggy[02:29.67]While you make her feel a fool.[02:32.11]When a person says that you upset her,[02:35.80]That's when you're good.[02:37.08]You impersonate a person better[02:40.30]Than a zombie should.[02:41.85]I could understand a person[02:44.05]If he wasn't good in bed.[02:46.43]I could understand a person[02:49.00]If he actually was dead.[02:52.29]Exclusive you![02:53.68]Elusive you![02:54.87]Will any person ever get the juice of you?[02:57.17]You're crazy,[02:58.96]You're a lovely person,[03:01.26]You're a moving,[03:02.14]Deeply malajusted,[03:03.46]Never to be trusted,[03:04.91]Crazy person yourself.[03:09.84]Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!