Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic.mp3

[00:11.000]As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
[00:14.000]I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
[00:17.000]But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
[00:20.000]You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
[00:23.000]At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
[00:26.000]Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
[00:29.000]And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
[00:32.000]Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
[00:35.000]Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
[00:38.000]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
[00:41.000]But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
[00:44.000]Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
[00:47.000]Weve been spending most our lives
[00:50.000]Living in an Amish paradise
[00:53.000]Ive churned butter once or twice
[00:55.000]Living in an Amish paradise
[00:59.000]Its hard work and sacrifice
[01:00.999]Living in an Amish paradise
[01:04.998]We sell quilts at discount price
[01:06.998]Living in an Amish paradise
[01:09.998]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
[01:12.998]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
[01:15.998]I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
[01:18.998]Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
[01:21.998]But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
[01:24.998]An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
[01:27.998]I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
[01:30.998]And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
[01:33.000]If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
[01:36.000]We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
[01:39.000]But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
[01:42.000]Were just technologically impaired
[01:45.000]Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
[01:48.000]Not a single luxury
[01:51.000]Like Robinson Caruso
[01:54.000]Its as primitive as can be
[01:58.000]Weve been spending most our lives
[01:59.998]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:02.998]Were just plain and simple guys
[02:04.998]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:09.000]Theres no time for sin and vice
[02:11.000]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:15.000]We dont fight, we all play nice
[02:17.000]Living in an Amish Paradise
[02:21.000]Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
[02:23.000]Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
[02:26.000]Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
[02:29.000]Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
[02:32.000]Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
[02:35.000]On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
[02:39.000]So dont be vain and dont be whiny
[02:41.000]Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[02:44.000]Weve been spending most our lives
[02:46.000]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:50.000]Were all crazy Mennonites
[02:52.000]Living in an Amish paradise
[02:55.000]Theres no cops or traffic lights
[02:58.000]Living in an Amish paradise
[03:01.000]But youd probably think it bites
[03:04.000]Living in an Amish paradise
[03:07.000]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
[03:13.000]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!