Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia - Whitney Avalon/Sara Erikson.mp3

Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia - Whitney Avalon/Sara Erikson.mp3
[00:00.108]Princess Rap B...
[00:00.108]Princess Rap Battle:
[00:02.956]Galadriel versus Leia!
[00:09.455]Let the rap battle begin!
[00:12.240]G:One does not simply walk into this fight
[00:14.500]I’m the baddest bitch in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
[00:16.835]I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
[00:19.551]I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite
[00:22.277]You battle me? You’re not strong enough
[00:24.679]A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough
[00:27.161]You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
[00:29.463]By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
[00:37.390]L:Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad
[00:39.815]Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
[00:41.905]What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
[00:44.354]And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
[00:47.159]When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
[00:49.234]I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
[00:52.141]When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
[00:54.727]My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator
[00:57.201]G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
[00:59.632]L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
[01:01.820]We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth
[01:04.275]G:Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist
[01:07.073]L:You’re like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit
[01:09.470]I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit
[01:12.036]I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
[01:14.439]I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster
[01:17.204]I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land
[01:19.348]Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
[01:21.918]No light saber needed to take you out
[01:24.360]Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[01:29.039]G:I will…
[01:30.744]Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
[01:33.147]And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked
[01:35.815]My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon
[01:38.402]How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
[01:40.725]I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
[01:43.229]I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby
[01:45.938]You shall not pass, challenge another
[01:48.202]You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother
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