Everyday Normal Guy 2 - Lil-Joel.mp3

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[00:24.689]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[00:27.951]I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
[00:30.447]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[00:33.200]I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
[00:35.949]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[00:38.945]One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
[00:41.199]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[00:43.948]And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
[00:46.690]I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:49.199]I saw these two fine Bes, they were walking my way
[00:51.948]"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
[00:54.689]But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
[00:57.440]So I put my head down, then I just walked away
[00:59.947]I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
[01:02.701]Got on the bus, put my head phones on, and pressed play
[01:05.451]Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfreaking Ace of Bass
[01:08.192]Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
[01:10.941]I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
[01:13.450]To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
[01:16.690]Yeah, motherfreaker, you heard what I just said
[01:18.941]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[01:21.694]I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
[01:24.191]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[01:27.197]My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
[01:29.695]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[01:32.689]I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
[01:35.197]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[01:37.693]And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
[01:40.189]I'm from a lower-middle class family
[01:43.196]Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
[01:45.693]I have good memories from my childhood, B!
[01:48.698]My favorite toy was my freaking firetruck, B!
[01:51.195]I used to play with that motherfreaker all day long
[01:53.945]Until I learned about six from the Sears catalog
[01:56.698]And then I played with my motherfreaker all day long
[01:59.195]About ten times a day, man, all year long
[02:01.945]My favorite song, motherfreaker, I don't like to admit it
[02:04.698]Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
[02:07.693]Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
[02:12.899]Every time I hear that freaking shi, a tear comes to my eye
[02:15.652]Why the freak did Leonardo DiCaprio have to dye
[02:18.403]Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm sensitive guy
[02:20.898]Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:22.397]But it's the words that make me cry
[02:23.653]Like that time in grade three
[02:25.145]When a girl called me Stupid Face
[02:26.901]She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?
[02:29.397]Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
[02:32.101]A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
[02:34.806]shi happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
[02:37.559]Regular everyday normal freaking Bshi !
[02:40.056]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[02:42.806]When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
[02:45.302]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[02:48.055]When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
[02:50.805]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[02:53.300]I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
[02:56.054]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfreaker
[02:59.061]I like red peppers better than the green ones
[03:01.812]Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
[03:08.762]Mine broke about six months ago... motherfreaker
[03:17.220]Go, go, go, go go shawty
[03:18.971]It's your birthday
[03:20.227]Go party like it's your birthday
[03:22.724]I wasn't invited, but it's okay
[03:25.718]I'll just stay at home, and play some video games