[00:02.060][00:03.060]Sometimes (ohhh), something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)[00:07.280]You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)[00:10.470]You just gotta sing...[00:11.370][00:12.070]I just had ***, and it felt so good![00:18.910]A woman let me put my ***** inside of her![00:23.380]I just had ***, and I'll never go back[00:30.360]to the not-havin'-*** ways of the past[00:34.560][00:35.560]Have you ever had ***? I have - it feel great![00:38.670]It felt so good when I did it with my *****[00:41.510]A girl let me do it - it literally just happened[00:44.400]Havin' *** can make a nice man out the meanest![00:46.100][00:47.100]Never guess where I just came from - I had ***![00:50.010]If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best![00:52.840]When I had the ***, man my ***** felt great![00:55.740]And I called my parents right after I was done[00:57.530][00:58.530]Oh hey, didn't see you there - guess what I just did![01:01.480]Had ***, undressed - saw her boobies and the rest[01:04.250]Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing[01:07.040]Nice of any girl ever - now sing![01:08.290][01:09.290]I just had ***, and it felt so good![01:15.890]A woman let me put my ***** inside of her![01:20.500]I wanna tell the world![01:20.990][01:21.990]To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it[01:24.660]Doesn't really make sense - but man, screw it![01:27.200]I ain't one to argue with a good thing[01:29.350]She could be my wife - that good? The best 30 seconds of my life![01:31.850][01:32.850]I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her[01:35.750]'Cuz honestly I'd have *** with a pile of manure[01:38.580]With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better[01:41.440]'Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater[01:43.300][01:44.300]So this one's dedicated to them girls[01:47.120]that let us flop around on top of them![01:49.750]If you're near or far, whether short or tall[01:52.740]We wanna thank you all for lettin' us **** you![01:54.670][01:55.670]She kept lookin' at her watch - doesn't matter have ***![01:58.560]But I cried the whole time - doesn't matter have ***![02:01.260]I think she might've been a racist - doesn't matter have ***![02:03.930]She put a bag one my head - still counts![02:05.210][02:06.210]I just had ***, and my dreams came true![02:12.690]So if you had *** in the last 30 minutes[02:15.510]Then you're qualified to sing with me![02:16.510][02:17.510]I just had *** (everybody sing!), and it felt so good! (we all had ***!)[02:24.190]A woman let me put my ***** inside of her! (I wanna tell the whole world!)[02:29.100]I just had ***, and I'll never go back (never go back!)[02:36.110]to the not-havin'-*** ways of the past (it felt so great...)[02:43.520]