[00:00.00] 作词 : Chancelor J. Bennett/Smoko Ono[00:01.00] 作曲 : Chancelor J. Bennett/Smoko Ono[00:10.67]Yo, it's the return of the gifted gifter[00:13.98]The secret Santa grab bag sifter[00:16.33]The Grinch sled hanging off the ledge[00:18.88]Dead lifter[00:19.78]The best thrifter[00:20.86]The tear jerker[00:22.30]The Santa's little helper[00:23.75]Employee of the year worker[00:25.29]The smile bringer[00:26.38]The joy inside the child lingers[00:28.41]The boy inside the crowd proud he's a loud singer[00:31.45]The whole choir[00:32.56]The bowtier[00:33.86]The snow plow and the snow tires[00:36.03]The coat buyer[00:37.45]The "Aw you shouldn't have"-er[00:38.95]The Birkin Bagger[00:40.15]The gifted rapper[00:41.20]They told me it's the thought that counts but really it's the count that matters[00:44.62]Accountant hacker[00:45.92]Bank amount countin backwards[00:47.82]A thousand smackers[00:49.14]Its the return of Chris Kringle that piss singles[00:52.45]That shit tingles[00:53.77]Sending checks twice cause the names on the list wrinkled[00:57.24]My chips Pringle[00:58.41]My chips bingo[00:59.49]My green mean go[01:00.80]Your green means slow[01:01.89]It's the young born again[01:04.04]Good hood ornament[01:05.55]With a little chicken like a Cornish hen[01:07.93]Amazon ordering[01:09.28]Cohiba importer[01:11.25]Evergreen watering[01:12.55]Wrapping all night will he ever bring the chorus in[01:15.69]Fireplace bright like I threw ten menorahs and[01:18.85]Ten more kinaras and a whole ****ing forest in[01:21.87]I'll buy the doll and the mall that the store is in[01:25.10]I'll hide the presents and the dresser and the drawer is in[01:28.15]My dog doin' moves, he said "this shit is on the floor again"[01:31.20]Feds was on his trail but he got 50 names in Oregon[01:34.20]I bought cases bigger than the suits that you see Lori in[01:37.39]James still sitting but I'm sending a DeLorean[01:40.52]Look it's Mr. Christmas Bonus[01:42.27]Mr. Made his brothers bands, Mr. Nicholas Jonas[01:45.53]Mr. big cahones[01:47.01]But bigger heart that's where the homeless' home is[01:49.46]The home alone kid[01:50.60]It's the return of Kevin McCallister[01:53.56]The Swiss Mister[01:54.92]The hot chocolate mixer[01:56.73]That gets pictures[01:58.00]The big, big cousin misser[01:59.84]The quick fixer[02:01.10]The Wiz Oz big blizzard[02:02.85]The big gifter