YOLO - The Lonely Island/Kendrick Lamar.mp3

[00:00.779]Adam Levine:YOLO
[00:04.633]Andy:YOLO,you only live once.
[00:09.820]The battle cry of a generation.
[00:13.20]This life is a precious gift.
[00:15.203]So don't get too crazy,
[00:16.778]It's not worth the risk.
[00:18.199]Chorus
[00:18.402]Adam Levine:
[00:18.757]You know that we are still young.
[00:22.364]So don't be dumb.
[00:25.469]Don't trust anyone,
[00:28.288]Cause you only live once.
[00:30.471]Verse 1
[00:30.927]Kiv:Ugh,you only live once,
[00:32.409]Thats the motto.
[00:33.628]So take a chill pill,
[00:34.642]Ease off the throttle.
[00:35.354]Jorm:Never go to loud clubs
[00:37.233]Cause it's bad for your ears.
[00:39.61]Your friends will all be sorry
[00:40.535]When they can't hear.
[00:41.600]Andy:And stay the hell away from drugs
[00:43.386]Cause they're not legal.
[00:45.61]Then bury all your money in the backyard
[00:46.761]Like a beagle.
[00:48.183]Kiv:Cause you should never trust a bank
[00:49.553]They've been known to fail.
[00:51.74]And never travel by car,a bus,
[00:52.700]Boat or by rail.
[00:54.70]Jorm:And don't travel by plane.
[00:55.541]And don't travel at all.
[00:57.164]Built a bomb shelter basement
[00:58.837]With titanium walls.
[01:00.159]Andy:And where titanium suits
[01:01.376]In case pianos fall on ya.
[01:03.458]And never go in saunas
[01:04.576]Cause they're crawlin'with piranhas.
[01:06.248]Kiv:And never take the stairs
[01:07.514]Cause they're oftenl unsafe.
[01:08.530]You only live once,
[01:10.509]Don't let it go to waste.
[01:11.833]CHORUS
[01:12.697]Adam Levine:
[01:13.53]You know that we are still young,
[01:16.300]So hold off on the fun.
[01:19.279]Cook your meat 'til it's done,
[01:22.208]Cause you only live once.
[01:24.644]Verse 2
[01:24.950]Jorm:Yeah,
[01:25.509]And here's another piece of advice:
[01:26.778]Stay away from kids
[01:28.655]Cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
[01:30.228]Andy:There's no such thing
[01:31.395]As too much Purell.
[01:33.173]This a cautionary tale,
[01:34.392]Word to George Orwell.
[01:36.73]Kiv:So don't 1980force
[01:37.493]Any plugs into sockets.
[01:39.321]Always wear a chastity belt
[01:40.895]And triple lock it.
[01:42.316]Jorm:Then hire a taster
[01:43.482]Make him check your food for poison.
[01:45.309]And if you think your mailman is a spy
[01:47.290]Then destroy him.
[01:48.256]Andy:No blankets or pajamas
[01:49.474]They can kill you in your sleep.
[01:50.704]Two words about furniture:
[01:52.889]Killing machines.
[01:54.209]Kiv:Board your windows up
[01:55.427]The sun is bad for your health.
[01:56.645]And always wear a straight jacket
[01:58.630]So your safe from yourself.
[01:59.544]Kendrick Lamar:
[02:00.508]Take no chances （no chances）
[02:01.981]Stop freelancin'（right now）
[02:03.657]Invest in your future,
[02:04.521]Don't dilute your finances （uh huh）
[02:07.547]401K,make sure it's low risk
[02:09.579]Then get some real estate （how much?）
[02:11.543]4.2%Thirty year mortgage,
[02:14.145]That's important,that's a great deal
[02:15.567]And if you can't afford it,
[02:16.743]Don't forge it on your last bill
[02:18.266]Renting is for suckers right now
[02:20.556]A dependable savings,
[02:21.825]And you'll retire with money in your account.
[02:24.110]Beast.
[02:24.415]All:
[02:24.618]YOLO,say no no.
[02:27.467]Isolate yourself
[02:29.739]And just roll solo
[02:31.214]Be care-folo
[02:33.397]You oughta look out
[02:35.496]Also stands for YOLO.
[02:37.173]Chorus
[02:37.325]Adam Levine:
[02:37.681]You know that we are still young.
[02:40.167]Burn the prints off your thumbs.
[02:43.61]Then pull out all your teeth,
[02:45.906]So you can't bite your tongue.
[02:48.343]Only on this earth for a short time,time
[02:51.333]So don't go outside,cause you don't want to die,die.
[02:54.734]Just take our advice and hide
[02:57.727]And scream YOLO to the sky.
[03:00.420]Andy:You oughta look out.