One Day - Original Broadway Cast of Groundhog Day.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Tim Minchin
[00:00.60] 作曲 : Tim Minchin
[00:01.21][RITA HANSON]
[00:02.12]I was brought up in taffeta dresses
[00:05.24]And taught to be pretty and precious
[00:07.70]And spending my playtimes with plastic princesses
[00:10.70]Who all had these bodies
[00:12.06]Just utterly ludicrous
[00:14.05]Minuscule waists and huge boobs and it’s
[00:16.71]All nipple-less and no pubes
[00:17.74]And no creases
[00:19.12]I mean, Jesus
[00:19.90]It’s pretty confusing
[00:22.14]Especially at six
[00:24.75]In that fairy tale world all the girls end up "happy ever after"
[00:29.75]Wooing their knights in shining armor
[00:32.85]But some nights down the track
[00:34.27]You can bet they’ll be trapped
[00:35.98]Spending nights in, shining armor
[00:40.95]While their knights spend their nights at a bar
[00:43.55]Or at a ball with some harlot
[00:44.84]I’m not bitter
[00:45.86]It’s just better that I don’t fall for all that
[00:47.94]Romantic mother****er now that I’m older
[00:52.77]Although I don’t mind the thought of being tossed over a shoulder
[00:56.71]And trotted off to a mansion
[00:58.15]By some ruggedly handsome
[00:59.71]Man in a fireman helmet
[01:02.22]And have him just use me for sex
[01:07.17]As I say, it’s a little complex
[01:12.62]One day, some day
[01:16.60]My prince may come
[01:18.33]But it doesn’t seem likely
[01:20.81]And even if he came and he liked me
[01:24.46]It’s likely he’d be
[01:26.68]Not quite my type
[01:28.59]Some day, they say
[01:32.44]He’ll come riding up on the back of a horse
[01:37.11]But, of course, I’m allergic to horses
[01:40.74]How will I tell him?
[01:42.49]He’ll just have to sell him
[01:48.31]
[01:48.68]I went to school with a girl
[01:50.66]I remember her well
[01:52.37]She was pretty smart
[01:53.44]And pretty as hell
[01:55.15]Her folks had a farm
[01:56.59]But she wouldn’t stay of course
[01:58.23]She wanted Prince Charming
[01:59.68]So she went to L.A. of course
[02:01.65]Managed to seduce a
[02:02.92]Famous actor or producer
[02:04.80]Shacked up in a house in the hills
[02:07.21]With a cat and a juicer
[02:08.86]And a fancy car and a tennis court
[02:11.83]But the guy wasn’t quite the catch she thought she’d caught
[02:15.62]He treats her like trash and then
[02:17.49]You know the drill
[02:19.03]Takes his cat and his cash and
[02:20.71]Finds some younger girl
[02:22.83]So she’s left with this stupid Corvette
[02:26.45]And an empty swimming pool which she fills with regret
[02:30.36]Smart girl, but kind of dumb
[02:34.00]And I’d rather be lonely than sit on my fanny
[02:37.81]Waiting for my prince to come
[02:42.01]One day, some day
[02:46.00]He’ll come sweeping in and sweep me off my feet
[02:50.04]And spend the next four decades wanting to cheat on me
[02:54.03]Getting less handsome
[02:55.89]And fighting his dragons
[03:01.87]He’d know what to wear, he’d have a full head of hair
[03:05.62]And his eyes would be brown, or blue, or green
[03:09.05]Well, I don’t care
[03:10.04]And his body would be toned
[03:11.74]With those pecs like you get at the gym
[03:14.76]But he won’t spend all his time at the gym
[03:18.02]And he’ll love reading books
[03:19.79]He’ll be an excellent cook
[03:21.56]He’ll be good looking but not too aware of his looks
[03:25.61]He’ll be tender but tough
[03:27.46]And smart but not smug
[03:29.34]And attentive but not fawning
[03:30.95]And he’ll smell good in the morning
[03:33.08]And he’ll dance
[03:35.88]And like hiking
[03:37.14]And baking and biking
[03:38.88]I’m not picky, I just ask
[03:40.67]That he likes me, and I like him
[03:42.86]And I’d rather be alone
[03:44.60]If the only other option
[03:46.59]Is succumb and settle down
[03:48.27]With some condescending clown
[03:50.74]With a great rating from some dating service
[03:53.26]Some self-professing Mr. Perfect
[03:55.72]Another narcissistic legend
[03:57.55]Made a million out of hedge funds
[03:59.94]Another sexual ly ineffectual
[04:01.99]Self-obsessing bisexual
[04:04.13]Pseudointellectual
[04:05.76]Getting drunk and existential
[04:08.79]Every time the Steelers lose a game
[04:13.03]Thanks, but perhaps some other day
[04:19.08]One day, some day
[04:23.65]My prince may come
[04:25.40]But I won’t hold my breath
[04:27.68]There’s only divorcées and weirdos left
[04:31.52]And weird is fine
[04:33.73]But not all the time
[04:36.09]One day, some day
[04:39.49]My prince will come
[04:41.40]So the fairy tales said
[04:43.83]Thirty years later it’s still in my head
[04:47.29]That if I screw a frog
[04:49.51]I will wake in a four-poster bed
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[04:58.19][PHIL CONNORS & JOELLE]
[05:13.12]There was a day with a girl （There was a day）
[05:15.28]I remember it well
[05:17.28]Her name was （With a girl）
[05:18.85]Janine..
[05:19.40]Or JaneAnn..
[05:20.16]Or Joelle
[05:21.09]（It’s Joelle）
[05:22.25]We drank piña coladas
[05:24.45]Watched the sun setting
[05:25.75]over the bay
[05:27.89]（Watched the sun setting over the bay）
[05:30.66]We made love in the sand （We made love in the sand）
[05:32.81]And when we were through （When we were through）
[05:34.80]We went back to her room（Back to my room）
[05:36.96]And watched Ghostbusters II（Ghostbusters II）
[05:39.48]Smoked half a joint （Smoked half a joint）
[05:41.57]And ate half a pound of pâté
[05:44.56]（It was way too much pâté）
[05:46.58]Why couldn’t that be my
[05:48.02]One day?
[05:49.95][CHUBBY MAN] One day, some day
[05:52.23]I’ll cut down on fried chicken take-away
[05:56.48]My doctor said one day my heart will stop tickin’
[06:00.70]Unless I cut down on that chicken
[06:03.85]I will do it, one day
[06:06.20][RALPH] One Day I’ll stop drinking so much
[06:08.98][NANCY] I’ll stop dating men who are twenty years older
[06:13.43][SHERIFF] I’ll get a new safety clip for my holster
[06:17.58]It opens too quick
[06:19.66]I’ll do it next week
[06:21.75][MRS. LANCASTER] One day, I’ll get a new coffee maker
[06:26.08][FRED] Some day, I will buy her a ring
[06:30.15][NED] One day death will come to everyone
[06:34.50][DORIS] One day I’ll learn how to sing
[06:38.88][RITA & PHIL] One day (These endless first dates)
[06:41.29]Some day (That start with her hating me)
[06:43.08]My prince may come
[06:44.94]But it doesn’t seem likely（It just doesn’t seem likely）
[06:47.78]（That I’m gonna get her to like me）
[06:50.96]Phil, you bought me candy
[06:52.67]（I brought you candies）
[06:53.85]（Can I get in your panties now?）
[06:56.10]One day （One day is not enough）
[06:58.30]Some day （I’ve had enough）
[07:00.31]I’ll wake in the arms （I’m not enough）
[07:02.36]Of an actual man （I’m not your Fictional man）
[07:04.54]Who will love me for all that （I’m just me）
[07:07.54]I am （I can’t be any more than I ）
[07:08.81]With all that he is （am）
[07:10.81]（This is all that there is）
[07:12.63][LARRY & COMPANY] Ok, Phil, we’re on in
[07:13.36]Five, four, three, two （One day）
[07:20.08]Ok, Phil, we’re on in （One day）
[07:21.23]Five, four, three, two （One day）
[07:28.03]Ok, Phil, we’re on in （One day）
[07:29.41]Five, four, three, two （One day）
[07:37.19][LARRY] Two
[07:39.40][PHIL] Whataya know? It’s Groundhog Day
[07:40.84][COMPANY] Tomorrow spring will come, and then
[07:48.12]There will be blue skies my friend
[07:51.98]Bright eyes and laughter
[07:56.18][COMPANY & ELDERS]
[07:56.99]Tomorrow, there will be sun（You can curse, cast spells or cry）
[08:02.59]But if not tomorrow （Offer your prayers to the unfeeling sky）
[08:07.22]Perhaps the day aaaaaaaa
[08:07.71]（The spring will arrive when the winter is done）
[08:13.44]（And if it’s not tomorrow）
[08:14.44]（Then tomorrow, then tomorrow）
[08:22.88]（Then tomorrow...）
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