There! Right There! - SWF_默狼/黄小仙.mp3

[00:00.100]策划：SWF_默狼
[00:00.100]后期：黄小仙
[00:00.100]翻译：卡西娜
[00:00.100]弹舌：照明猹
[00:00.457]【狼】There right there
[00:01.684]Look at that tanned, well-tinted skin
[00:03.362]Look at the killer shape he's in
[00:05.207]Look at that slightly stubbly chin
[00:06.798]Oh please, he's gay, totally gay
[00:09.068]【猹】I'm not about to celebrate
[00:10.819]Every trait could indicate
[00:12.618]The totally straight expatriate
[00:14.325]This guy's not gay, I say not gay
[00:16.563]【合】That is the elephant in the room
[00:18.348]Well is it relevant to assume
[00:20.283]That a man who wears perfume
[00:22.039]Is automatically radically fey
[00:23.930]【狼】But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
[00:25.879]【仙】Look at his silk translucent socks
[00:27.707]【猹】There's the eternal paradox
[00:29.704]Look what we're seeing
[00:30.823]【卡】What are we seeing
[00:31.789]【狼】Is he gay
[00:32.820]【仙】Of course he's gay
[00:33.790]【狼】Or European
[00:36.375]【合】Ohhhhhh
[00:42.429]Gay or European
[00:45.074]It's hard to guarantee
[00:47.373]Is he gay or European
[00:50.276]【猹】Well, hey don't look at me
[00:51.906]【仙】You see they bring their boys up different
[00:54.011]In those charming foreign ports
[00:56.004]They play peculiar sports
[00:58.001]【合】In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
[01:00.212]Gay or foreign fella
[01:01.813]The answer could take weeks
[01:03.596]They will say things like "ciao bella"
[01:05.352]While they kiss you on both cheeks
[01:07.152]【狼】Oh please
[01:07.771]【合】Gay or European
[01:09.361]So many shades of gray
[01:11.278]【卡】Depending on the time of day
[01:13.154]The French go either way
[01:14.998]【合】Is he gay or European
[01:17.026]Or
[01:17.312]【狼】There right there
[01:18.746]Look at that condescending smirk
[01:20.605]Seen it on every guy at work
[01:22.421]That is a metro hetero jerk
[01:24.209]That guy's not gay, I say no way
[01:26.189]【合】That is the elephant in the room
[01:28.046]Well is it relevant to presume
[01:30.002]That a hottie in that costume
[01:31.861]【卡】Is automatically radically
[01:33.520]【狼】Ironically chronically
[01:34.475]【仙】Certainly pertinently
[01:35.368]【猹】Genetically medically
[01:36.395]【合】GAY
[01:36.868]OFFICIALLY GAY
[01:37.745]OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
[01:39.786]DAMN IT!
[01:40.873]Gay or European
[01:42.355]【狼】So stylish and relaxed
[01:43.929]【合】Is he gay or European
[01:45.970]【猹】I think his chest is waxed
[01:47.709]【仙】But they bring their boys up different there
[01:49.767]It's culturally diverse
[01:51.474]It's not a fashion curse
[01:53.152]【合】If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
[01:55.346]Gay or just exotic
[01:56.981]I still can't crack the code
[01:58.656]【卡】Yet his accent is hypnotic
[02:00.505]But his shoes are pointy toed
[02:02.182]【狼】Huh
[02:02.623]【合】Gay or European
[02:04.263]So many shades of gray
[02:06.111]【狼】But if he turns out straight
[02:07.686]I'm free at eight on Saturday
[02:09.831]【合】Is he gay or European
[02:11.586]Gay or European
[02:12.975]Gay or Euro
[02:14.112]【卡】Wait a minute
[02:15.215]Give me a chance to crack this guy
[02:16.459]I have an idea I'd like to try
[02:18.211]【仙】The floor is yours
[02:19.901]【卡】So Mr. Argitacos
[02:21.899]This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
[02:23.890]Has been going on for
[02:25.082]【狼】2 years
[02:25.855]【卡】And your first name again is
[02:27.292]【狼】Nikos
[02:27.896]【卡】And your boyfriend's name is
[02:29.011]【狼】Carlos
[02:30.816]I'm sorry! I misunderstand
[02:32.236]You say boyfriend
[02:33.146]I thought you say best friend
[02:34.310]Carlos is my best friend
[02:36.547]【猹】You bastard
[02:37.684]You lying bastard
[02:39.752]That's it
[02:40.948]I no cover for you, no more
[02:42.672]Peoples
[02:43.474]I have a big announcement
[02:46.333]This man is gay and European
[02:48.966]【合】Wow
[02:49.268]【猹】And neither is disgrace
[02:50.777]【合】Oh
[02:51.128]【猹】You've got to stop your being
[02:52.158]A completely closet case
[02:54.107]【合】Nope
[02:54.541]【猹】It's me, not her he's seeing
[02:56.119]No matter what he say
[02:57.947]I swear he never ever ever
[02:59.883]Swing the other way
[03:01.716]You are so gay
[03:02.483]You big parfait
[03:03.300]You flaming boy band cabaret
[03:05.100]【狼】I'm straight
[03:05.765]【猹】You were not yesterday
[03:07.338]So if I may, I'm proud to say
[03:10.258]He's gay
[03:11.030]【合】And European
[03:11.948]【猹】He's gay
[03:12.705]【合】And European
[03:13.615]【猹】He's gay
[03:14.418]【合】And European and gay
[03:17.666]【狼】Fine okay I'm gay
[03:18.953]【合】Hooray