Virus Alert (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic.mp3

[00:02.37]Weird Al Yankovic
[00:03.62]Virus Alert
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[00:06.05]Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
[00:11.67]Really wanna give you a warning
[00:13.54]'Cause I found out this morning
[00:15.14]About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
[00:18.50]If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
[00:23.49]Better not go taking your chances
[00:25.35]Under no circumstances, should you open it
[00:28.05]Or else it will
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[00:30.35]Translate your documents into Swahili
[00:33.63]Make your TV record "Gigli"
[00:35.87]Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
[00:41.20]Look out!
[00:41.82]It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze
[00:43.77]Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
[00:44.17]Look out!
[00:46.09]Look out!
[00:46.89]Erase your hard drive and your backups too
[00:49.41]And the hard drive of anyone related to you
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[00:53.25]Virus alert!
[00:55.00]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[00:59.07]Forward this message on to everybody
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[01:04.91]Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
[01:10.36]It’ll make your keyboard all sticky
[01:12.27]Give your poodle a hickey
[01:13.55]And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
[01:16.70]Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls
[01:22.10]It’ll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower
[01:25.52]So just trash it now, or else it will
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[01:29.12]Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
[01:32.08]Legally change your name to Reggie,
[01:34.59]Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
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[01:40.18]Look out!
[01:40.92]It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull
[01:42.92]Look out!
[01:43.63]And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
[01:45.95]Look out!
[01:46.62]And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep
[01:49.14]Look out!
[01:49.91]And make you physically attracted to sheep
[01:51.75]Look out!
[01:52.52]Steal your identity and your credit cards
[01:54.71]Look out!
[01:55.47]Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
[01:57.61]Look out!
[01:58.36]Then cause a major rift in time and space
[02:00.52]And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
[02:04.04]That’s right it’s a...
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[02:05.73]Virus alert!
[02:07.22]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:11.29]Forward this message on to everybody
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[02:14.83]Virus alert!
[02:16.09]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:20.13]Forward this message on to everybody
[02:23.01]Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[02:26.06]Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
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[02:31.47]If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born
[02:37.09]So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
[02:43.71]Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
[02:46.56]Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
[02:49.56]Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
[02:52.57]Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
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[02:58.35]Virus alert!
[03:00.07]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:04.21]Forward this message on to everybody
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[03:07.46]Virus alert!
[03:09.07]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:13.06]Forward this message on to everybody
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[03:16.38]Virus alert!
[03:17.69]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:21.91]Forward this message on to everybody
[03:24.64]Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[03:27.66]Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[03:31.53]What are you waiting for?
[03:33.48]Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
[03:37.42]Hit send right now!
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[03:42.38]Edit by Jsliw